I love being a girl sometimes. You can get so wet and no one knows it, like it’s my little secret throughout the day. If I was a guy, I would have 20 boners - I don’t know how they hide them so well if they get as horny as I do.
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(via yourfilthysexsecret)
Practice. Lots and lots of practice. Basically anytime a guy is “adjusting his belt” he’s really hiding his boner. |
